Already tired of relatives? Why not off them with windshield wiper fluid in the Christmas dinner.
Jacqueline Gold, the chief executive of British lingerie and sex-toy company Ann Summers (right, from the Ann Summers Santa collection) estimated to be worth $277 million, hired Alison Cox, 33, to look after her daughter Scarlett at her mansion in Surrey, south of London.
Ms Gold, 50, complained that the food prepared by her chef did not taste right. Soup delivered to the businesswoman's office was branded
"disgusting." Ms Gold said her main meals were too salty and her desserts were too sugary, prompting the underwear tycoon's personal cook to retrieve samples from the trash to test. Results revealed traces of windshield wiper fluid.
A Surrey police spokeswoman confirmed that Ms Cox was charged with three counts of administering poison with intent to annoy.
Was it really just intent to annoy?