Team Sexy Pants edged out Team Cougar on Top Chef tonight as the wannabe celebs made a Thanksgiving meal for the Foo Fighters and their entourage of 60.

Dave Grohl, right, said, “Did someone offend the smores guy cause I think he spit on mine.”

And the smores guy got booted.

Drummer Taylor said of one desert, “I don’t like pumpkin foam … No more barfaits.”

Unfortunately, both teams cooked turkey in microwaves, and no one used a digital, tip sensitive thermometer, or any kind of thermometer.

Keep it safe for Thanksgiving, and stick it in.