Possum

  • Posted: May 3rd, 2012 - 3:47pm by Doug Powell

    In 2006, Keith Richards fell out of a coconut tree.

    The Rolling Stones guitarist was hanging in Fiji during a world tour, and subsequently had to be flown back to a New Zealand hospital for observation after suffering a concussion.

    Maybe Keith was playing possum.

    According to Fairfax NZ News, possum involves a group of people drinking a 24-pack of beer while up a tree. The first one to fall out from drunkenness loses the game.

    Dunedin City Council gardens and cemeteries team leader Alan Matchett said people, believed mostly to bestudents, played the game at the gardens in the afternoons and early evenings, during the week and at weekends.

    Staff were fed up with the mess left behind, which included glass, food scraps and cans – and vomit.

    "It's been occurring fairly regularly for the last two or three years. We don't usually see them, but police and Otago University campus watch staff have had to move people on from the park and told them to clean up their mess," Matchett said.

    "What they drink has to come out again, so they do throw up and urinate from the trees. Obviously, it's not nice to have that left behind."

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  • Posted: November 24th, 2011 - 11:26am by Doug Powell

     We opted for a low-key Thanksgiving last night (today in the U.S. is tomorrow in Australia) with steak, prawns, mushrooms, potatoes, homemade rolls and, in a nod to our favorite American holiday, glazed carrots.

    Although summer officially begins next week with temperatures in the humid 80s (F, 27s C) it gets dark about 6:30 p.m. because there’s no such thing as daylight savings in Queensland. Windows and doors are usually kept open to capture summer breezes, but closed as the nocturnal wildlife emerges at dusk.

    I was slow.

    Finishing a final prawn, a possum scampered by the patio door but instead of entering the dining area, high-tailed it across the deck and dove into a tree.

    Those possums look cute but can be nasty. Two women in Tasmania became ill this year with tularaemia, in both cases linked to possum bites, the first time that strain of the disease had been found in the southern hemisphere.

    Public Health Director Roscoe Taylor said there was a very small risk the disease could be spread through tank water.

    "In theory, wildlife feces can accumulate on a roof and get flushed into your rainwater tank. But we believe the risk of getting tularaemia this way to be very low. Water treated with chlorine is safe to drink.”

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  • Posted: October 31st, 2011 - 2:37pm by Doug Powell

    I awoke at 1:20 a.m. to the sound of two possums apparently raping each other.

    They prefer to do it on the tin roofs that grace the homes in Brisbane.

    It’s not like cats in Kansas, it’s louder and sounds more violent.

    But they’re so cute.

    A helicopter sounded like it was investigating the possum-love and about to land on the roof; then a train went by; then another helicopter.

    My semi-toilet-friendly daughter interrupted another night of Blade-Runner lite with an exceedingly wet bed.

    I did laundry; at 3 a.m.

    The Queenslander style of house favored by Brisbanites is on wooden stilts (because the river has a 100-year flood every 30 years) with a large balcony to capture cool breezes. Washing machines and clotheslines are on the balcony.

    So are possums.

    The possums piss and crap everywhere, every night, and are fearless: they will run into the house if the balcony door and several windows are not strategically closed.

    Anyone know of zoonotic possum diseases I should be concerned about?

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