Diarrhea

  • Posted: June 2nd, 2010 - 11:01pm by Doug Powell

    PerezHilton.com reports that John Mayer's team has announced the singer wouldn't be finishing his European tour as he fell victim to diarrhea.

    Sources are reporting that John allegedly fled from his tour due to a case of food poisoning. Supposedly, John spent the night on the john after he ate something nasty at the catering table in Copenhagen. This "intestinal illness" was allegedly painful enough for John to request to return home.

    Do they not have Pepto-Bismol in Denmark? If we were his tour promoters, we'd be pissed at his shiz! That's a lot of a money lost over the squirts.

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  • Posted: May 14th, 2010 - 7:58am by Doug Powell

    In 2004, Salmonella-contaminated Roma tomatoes used in prepared sandwiches sold at Sheetz convenience stores throughout Pennsylvania sickened over 400 consumers. At the time, one customer told a local media outlet she wasn’t worried about the food from Sheetz because she gets diarrhea from her own cooking all the time.

    I-get-diarrhea-from-my-own-cooking-all-the-time may not be the best marketing slogan. School officials in Vietnam apparently agree.

    The Ho Chi Minh City Department of Education and Training called on the help of district people’s committees to prohibit street eateries from operating in front of schools, apparently in the hopes of preventing acute diarrhea.

    Furthermore, administrators have been ordered not to let such restaurants reopen in the future.

    Schools have been instructed to work closely with district governments to drive away restaurants deemed unsafe, as well as to ensure school cafeterias serve wholesome, nourishing meals that meet state standards for hygiene.

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  • Posted: May 5th, 2010 - 8:16am by Doug Powell

    Amy’s brother got married in Vietnam. I don’t think there were any food issues, but diarrhea at a wedding doesn’t sound good, what with the white dresses and all.

    Unfortunately for guests at a wedding feast in Bac Ly commune in Ly Nhan District, 47 of them developed acute diarrhea. Health workers are trying to monitor an additional 63 guests, while determining if the source was food.
     

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  • Posted: April 13th, 2010 - 4:56pm by Doug Powell

    Baseball is more boring than basketball.

    But New York Yankee relief pitcher Chan Ho Park did his best to liven things up, claiming that excessive diarrhea hampered his performance over the weekend, and then berating a reporter for allegedly taunting him about it.

    PARK: I had a lot of diarrhea. That - That is what you want to know?

    REPORTER: Your manager said you were sick.

    PARK: Yeah, I had a lot of diarrhea. I had diarrhea and then.... what? What, it's funny?

    REPORTER: No. He thinks its funny.

    PARK: The off day - off day I had a lot of diarrhea.. and flu too...a little. A lot of cough. Chest hurts. I feel dehydrated, something like that.

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  • Posted: November 26th, 2009 - 2:20pm by Rob Mancini

     

    Oh snap, this is an awesome T-shirt. I know the writing is small, so this is what it says.

    You know you are a health inspector when…

    1. People ask you where to eat and…… you just smile.
    2. You interrogate the cook at your own family’s Thanksgiving dinner
    3. The waiter asks “How would you like your burger?”and you reply,”Cooked to 160°F please.”
    4. Vomiting, diarrhea, and parasitic organisms are just part of the dinner conversation.
    5. You have a pool and spa kit on the edge of your bathtub.
    6. Your pockets contain test strips, alcohol wipes, thermometers, and spare change.
    7. Examining septic systems and leach fields constitute your daily aerobic workout.
    8. You know how to pronounce words like “Escherichia” and “ Staphylococcus.”
    9. Children avoid your neighborhood when setting up lemonade stands.
    10. You have developed a HACCP plan for your backyard barbeques.

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  • Posted: October 21st, 2009 - 11:21am by Doug Powell

    Amy, Sorenne and I just got back from a whirlwind trip to New York City.

    And when we’re all in the same hotel room, and I wake up early to do some writing, I’ll go to the bathroom, shut the door and blog away.

    If I go to NYC for five weeks Thanksgiving to New Year’s holiday orgy in the U.S., I could make $10,000 – for blogging about bathrooms.

    Procter & Gamble Co. is looking for five people who will, in return for $10,000, spend five weeks in a Charmin-branded, Manhattan bathroom and blog about the experience.

    The five “Charmin Embassadors” will work in the Charmin Restrooms in Times Square from Nov. 23 to Dec. 31. Job requirements include interacting with hundreds of thousands of bathroom guests, maintaining their own blogs and content on Charmin-branded Web sites and popular social media sites, and sharing family-friendly video from the restroom space and surrounding areas.

    How is friendly-family video defined? Reminds me of one of the earliest episodes of South Park where adults protesting apparently scandalous TV content inundate the studio and are stricken with foodborne illness – the green apple splatters.
     

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  • Posted: January 30th, 2009 - 7:23pm by Katie Filion

    Last year I had a pretty crappy birthday – literally. I spent a few days on the toilet, and a few hours in the hospital, after contracting what was likely Norovirus. Today santacruz.com reports that several students at University California Santa Cruz (UCSC) are suffering from the same symptoms. 58 students and staff members are ill with flu-like symptoms, two of which have been hospitalized. One of the students, Zach Mialonis, who was ill less than 24 hours after eating at one of the campus cafeterias, said,

    “I woke up around 4:30am throwing up and having horrible diarrhea. A bunch of other kids on my floor got sick too. I had a big quiz the next day that I had to miss.”

    According to the report, epidemiologists believe the outbreak is linked to improper hygiene. Jessica Oltmanns, an epidemiologist with the Santa Cruz County Health Department, said,

    “Our tests concluded that this was not a point source outbreak. The people affected by the virus were spread throughout campus, and in the end we couldn’t pinpoint where the outbreak occurred. This virus is most often spread by fecal mater and vomitus. It was not food poisoning.”

    This isn’t the first outbreak of Norovirus on a campus. Last October Norovirus outbreaks affected Georgetown, USC and UVM; in November, the University of Wisconsin.  Norovirus is common in confined living spaces, like dorms and cruise ships, as it is easily transmitted by exposure to poop, vomit or blood. Symptoms usually persist for 48 to 72 hours, and in extreme cases can lead to hospitalization from dehydration.

    The best way to prevent the spread of Norovirus is through proper handwashing, especially after using the washroom. If your roommate is sick, make sure the vomit is properly cleaned up.
     

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  • Posted: November 11th, 2008 - 10:49am by Doug Powell

    I don’t know what I have (right, exactly as shown), but can sympathize with the people quoted below.

    University of Wisconsin freshman Ibrahim Balkhy contracted norovirus Sunday morning, saying,

    “There was lots of puking and diarrhea — it was hell. All I have eaten are saltines.”


    Between 20 and 30 residents of Sellery 6A, one of UW’s largest residence halls, have been fighting the virus since Thursday.

    Craig Roberts, an epidemiologist for University Health Services, said the norovirus spreads through stool-to-mouth contact. It enters through the mouth and is passed via the stool or vomit of an infected person.

    So don’t eat poop
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    Meanwhile, 260 passengers and 17 crew members on board the Holland America Line M.S. Zuiderdam, have come down with norovirus

    Brampton, Ontario, resident Ken Ould, 78, said that five days into his transatlantic cruise, the projectile vomiting and diarrhea started.

    By the time he and the other 1,819 passengers and 794 crew disembarked in Fort Lauderdale on Sunday, he had missed three ports of call, and spent five days confined to his cabin with his wife Joyce.

    Now, if you'll excuse me ...

     

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  • Posted: November 9th, 2008 - 9:59pm by Michelle Mazur

    Ottawa County Health Department officials closed Hope College on Friday after a four-day Norovirous outbreak that has left more than 400 staff and students sick.

    “Earlier Sunday, the college said the number of reported cases of the flu-like illness causing vomiting and diarrhea for 24 to 48 hours climbed to 180, but many students felt those numbers self-reported to the health department are low.”

    A Facebook page for the campus community called "Hope College: The Great Plague of 2008," was created by a freshman student to find out how many people have been affected by the sickness.  About a third of the campus community registered at the site, 14% of who said they are sick or had been.

    Health officials strongly urged students to remain on campus, but not to congregate, to help stop the spread of infection.  However many students chose to leave campus once the closure was announced.  At the earliest, campus is scheduled to reopen on Wednesday.  During the closure, a campus cleaning crew will be sanitizing common surfaces.

    Norovirous is highly contagious virus that is the leading cause of gastroenteritis in the United States.

    No specific treatment is available for Norovirus. In most healthy people, the illness usually is self-limiting and resolves in a few days.

    The CDC recommends
    frequent handwashing, especially after using the bathroom or before preparing food.  Contaminated surfaces and materials should be thoroughly disinfected.  Infected individual should not prepare food while they have symptoms and for 3 days after they recover from their illness.

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  • Posted: October 31st, 2008 - 8:59am by Doug Powell

    A court in Trelleborg, Sweden, has ruled that a woman's diarrhea was not a sufficient reason for her to break the posted speed limit while driving.

    The district court rejected the 49-year-old woman's argument that she was forced to drive 53 mph in a 43 mph zone because of her digestive issues, Swedish news agency TT reported Thursday.

    The court said the speed limit can only be broken in cases of emergency, which it defined as a danger to someone's life or to prevent a serious crime.

    The woman was ordered to pay her speeding ticket.
     

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