Photoshop isn't just for people - turkey breasts enhanced for magazine covers
The turkey has done what a supermodel never could: land the cover of dozens of magazines in a single month. The November covers of American food magazines are a turkey delight, with the burnished bird stuffed, garnished and splayed every which way.
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Dana Cowin, the editor in chief of Food & Wine, said,
“I know it seems like, hey, what could be simpler than roasting a bird? But the perfect roast bird is a challenge. Turkey, as a model, is very much like a fashion magazine with fashion models. There are plump turkeys, and, I’m not kidding you, there’s skinny turkeys, there are chesty turkeys, breasty turkeys, there are flat-chested turkeys.”
“We have enhanced the breasts of turkeys,” she admitted.
You can't have three breasts at KFC - it's two breasts and a leg ... or else
A KFC manager hurled cooking oil, gravy and a metal chip drainer at a customer who complained after a server insisted he could only have two breasts and a leg in his meal, screaming,
"You'll get what you're given” and calling the customer a "motherf***er."
The Mirror reports that stunned families watched on in disbelief.
Police were called and both men were arrested at the restaurant and given £80 fixed penalty fines.
The customer said,
"That was the most expensive fast food meal I ever had. I got a battering from the Colonel. I just can't believe how rude the KFC staff were. The manager was swearing at me and insulting my mum. When I swore back it became a free for all. I was no angel in all this and responded when sworn at. But I'm now pursuing KFC for compensation for my ruined clothing."
The 26-year-old manager has been suspended while KFC bosses carry out an investigation into the incident at Ealing, West London.
